If I swallow gum, does it stay in my stomach for 7 years?

Stupidity: 6/10 — Generationally Traumatized

No. Gum passes through your digestive system largely intact and is excreted in your stool within a few days, just like other indigestible foods. Your stomach doesn't break it down, but your intestines keep it moving along with everything else. Swallowing gum occasionally is harmless — even in kids. The only risk is if someone swallows a huge amount or swallows it with other objects that could cause a blockage, which is extremely rare.

Your body is a factory that turns pizza into poop, and gum is just the one thing it accurately refuses to process. Everything else gets dissolved by acid and squeezed through 30 feet of tube — but gum? Gum gets a free ride. You swallowed a ball that your stomach looked at, shrugged, and said 'not my problem,' then handed it to the next department.

If I swallow gum, does it stay in my stomach for 7 years? — Simply Stupid Comic A stick figure comic about the question: If I swallow gum, does it stay in my stomach for 7 years? Punchline: Stomach says: Not my problem. If I swallow gum, does it stay in my stomach for 7 years? STOMACH ? Stomach says: Not my problem.

Every kid has been told this by a parent or older sibling as a threat — 'Don't swallow your gum, it stays in your stomach for 7 years.' It's such a specific, terrifying claim that it sticks in your brain forever. The fact that it's completely false doesn't matter; the anxiety is already installed. Adults still wonder about it when they accidentally swallow gum, which happens to basically everyone eventually.

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