What's New
A running log of what's happening at Simply Stupid Answers — new pages, features, and milestones. The stuff you can see by using the site, written down in one place.
Site-Wide Style Refresh
Typography, spacing, and mobile layout improved across every page. Answer pages are easier to read. Category pages got visual polish. Share buttons for Twitter/X, Facebook, and Pinterest are live on every answer page.
Stick Figure Comics Expanded
Comics now feature characters of different ages — babies, kids, teens, adults, and elderly — with hair styles, accessories, and 15 different background environments. Every comic is still deterministic: same question, same comic, every time.
Submit Your Questions
New submission page where you can drop a question and we might answer it on the site — with the full treatment: real answer, joke, comic, and stupidity rating.
Shareable Answer Cards
Every answer now generates a branded 1200×630 image card — optimized for sharing on social media. Pinterest share button is live on every answer page.
Help & Crisis Resources
Questions about sensitive topics now redirect to dedicated help pages with real resources — mental health, abuse, eating disorders, and substance use. Because some things aren't jokes.
25 Questions Answered
First 25 answer pages live across 5 categories. Every page has a factual answer, an observational comedy one-liner, a stupidity rating, a stick figure comic, and related questions.
Launch
Simply Stupid Answers is live. Dumb questions, real answers. We're just getting started.