Can i put my phone in the microwave to charge it?
The Real Answer
No. Microwaves will destroy your phone. Microwaves work by emitting electromagnetic radiation that heats water molecules in food — this same radiation will fry your phone's circuits, damage the battery, and potentially cause it to catch fire. There is no universe in which this charges anything except your phone's trajectory toward the trash.
You have a device specifically designed to heat things and a device specifically designed to not be heated, and you're standing in your kitchen genuinely considering merging them. The microwave didn't invent radiation to solve your battery problem.
Why People Ask This
People ask this when they're desperately low on battery and suddenly remember that microwaves make things hot really fast. The logic is backwards — they think heat equals energy — but it's the kind of question that emerges at 2 AM when your phone is at 1% and you're too tired to think straight.