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If you're struggling with thoughts of suicide, self-harm, or feeling like you can't go on, please reach out. You don't have to be in immediate danger to call — anyone in emotional pain deserves support.
988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline
Call or text 988 — free, confidential, available 24/7. Trained counselors for anyone in emotional distress or crisis.
988lifeline.org ↗Crisis Text Line
Text HOME to 741741 — free, 24/7 text-based support from a trained crisis counselor.
crisistextline.org ↗NAMI Helpline
Call 1-800-950-6264 or text NAMI to 741741 for mental health information and referrals. Mon–Fri, 10am–10pm ET.
nami.org/help ↗More Support
Childhelp National Hotline
Call 1-800-422-4453 for help with child abuse situations.
childhelp.org ↗National Alliance for Eating Disorders
Call 1-866-662-1235 — Mon–Fri, 9am–7pm ET.
allianceforeatingdisorders.com ↗You deserve support, not a punchline. These organizations are staffed by real people ready to listen.
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