This one's not for jokes.

Some questions touch on things that are too important to make light of. We're a comedy site, but we know when to be serious.

If you or someone you know is experiencing abuse — physical, sexual, emotional, or otherwise — help is available right now. You are not alone, and what's happening is not your fault.

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988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

Call or text 988 — free, confidential, available 24/7.

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Crisis Text Line

Text HOME to 741741 to connect with a trained counselor.

crisistextline.org ↗

National Alliance for Eating Disorders

Call 1-866-662-1235 — Mon–Fri, 9am–7pm ET.

allianceforeatingdisorders.com ↗

SAMHSA Helpline

Call 1-800-662-4357 for substance use and mental health support.

samhsa.gov ↗

You deserve support, not a punchline. These organizations are staffed by real people ready to listen.

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