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If you or someone you know is experiencing abuse — physical, sexual, emotional, or otherwise — help is available right now. You are not alone, and what's happening is not your fault.
National Domestic Violence Hotline
Call 1-800-799-7233 or text START to 88788 — free, confidential, 24/7. Safe exit button on their website.
thehotline.org ↗RAINN — Sexual Assault & Abuse
Call 1-800-656-4673 — free, confidential, 24/7. Online chat also available.
rainn.org ↗Childhelp National Child Abuse Hotline
Call 1-800-422-4453 — 24/7 crisis intervention and referrals for child abuse situations.
childhelp.org ↗More Support
988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline
Call or text 988 — free, confidential, available 24/7.
988lifeline.org ↗National Alliance for Eating Disorders
Call 1-866-662-1235 — Mon–Fri, 9am–7pm ET.
allianceforeatingdisorders.com ↗You deserve support, not a punchline. These organizations are staffed by real people ready to listen.
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