Cats
Can Cats Eat Cheese?
No most adult cats are actually highly lactose intolerant.
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The Responsible Answer
Actual Facts First
While a tiny crumb of cheddar will not kill them dairy generally causes severe digestive upset.
Felines lose the enzyme required to break down lactose after they stop nursing.
Stick to meat-based treats to avoid an incredibly unpleasant litter box cleanup.
The Dairy Delusion
The slice of Swiss sat on the counter behaving like a magnet for every whiskered creature within a four-mile radius.
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Final Stupid Verdict
Unsafe; dairy is a trap manufactured by cartoon marketing campaigns.
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